Eddy's MSN Adventure: Part 1

F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:42 PM):
*nah
*im kidding
*hi edyyyyyyyy
*if brittany is there and i just got you into trouble or something, i am now going to rofl
*3....
*2....
*1....
*commence rofl
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:44 PM):
*cease rofl. note no response. re-establishing rofl...
*3...
*2...
*1...
*rofl
*this is what happens when you dont respond
*i make up a story
*and have a conversation with myself
*...
*you win this round
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:45 PM):
*but i'll be back, with funnier things to say
*just you watch
*i will become more powerful than you could ever imagine
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:46 PM):
*wow, star wars quote...
*but what if it wasnt brittany... but your... you have a sister right?
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:47 PM):
*what if your family dont know about brittany...
*omg
*what if your sister is reading this right now
*and is like "HOLY FUCK"
*MUM
*EDDY HAS A GIRLFRIEND
*bahaha
*not really
*you dont have a girlfriend...
*you wouldnt let a girl touch your hair
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:48 PM):
*thats just silly
*yes.. silly.
*what if your being confronted about this right now
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:49 PM):
*whilst your msn keeps bleeping cos im still talking
*omg my brain hurts there are too many possibilities
*what if terrorists have captured your house
*and you got caught on msn
*and got taken hostage
*but didnt have time to turn your msn off
*so now its bleeping away
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:50 PM):
*and one of the terrorists have shot the screen cos its annoying them
*and now they're turning the gun onto your hair
*and your crying
*"dont shoot my hair"
*"kill my family, but not my hair"
*and so the terrorist lets you go
*but then out of nowhere, postman pat comes in
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:51 PM):
*and the terrorists panic and kill him
*so now they have blood on their hands
*and not just any blood
*postman pat blood
*but then his cat goes mental
*and kills the terrorist
*and the other terrorist tries to shoot it
*but only shoots the other terrorists face
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:52 PM):
*so now your sat there, tied up next to your mum and sister, with two dead terrorists, a decomposing postman pat and a psychotic cat
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:53 PM):
*then your dad comes home
*(you have a dad right?)
*and hes like "LOL WTF"
*and your like "BRB DAD, NEED TO TURN OFF MY MSN"
*and hes like "LOL KK"
*and so he unties you
*and you walk slowly to the computer...
*slowly...
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:54 PM):
*you sit down in the already pulled out chair (cos you never got to push it in cos the terrorists surprised you. keep up)
*slowly you raise your arms...
*and begin to ty-
*but no
*the SWAT team arrive
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:55 PM):
*and your like "HOLY SHIT"
*and you never get to make a keystroke
*to let Tom know your back
*cos the SWAT team are like
*"EVERYONE GET DOWN"
*and you poo yourself a little
*but its ok
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:56 PM):
*cos you manage to stop at the point, where a bit of the poo, is touching the cloth of your underwear, essentially "touching cloth".
*so now your asking the biggest SWAT guy if you can go to the bathroom
*but the SWAT guy thinks your gay
*because of your hair
*so he thinks your trying to seduce him
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:57 PM):
*so he gets aggresive
*and pistol whips you
*and then smashes your xbox
*and you cry
*you cry a river of tears
*and by the time you stop
*the SWAT team are gone
*but they've taken your family
*and you like "WTF"
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:58 PM):
*then you realise
*they think your family killed postman pat
*so now they;re wanted criminals
*the cat cannot be held liable for killing the terrorists, because it was self-defense
*the government needs someone to blame for the death of postman pat
*otherwise the public will get suspicious
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (10:59 PM):
*they can't know that terrorists killed him
*because then they'll want more progression in Iraq
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (11:00 PM):
*but Obama hasn't finished his epic game of Monopoly with Bin Laden
*until they find out who loses
*they cant let anyone win the war
*but Obama just traded Mayfair
*now Bin Laden has all of the blue properties
*and can build a hotel
*Obama is fucked
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (11:01 PM):
*so your sat in your house
*thinking
*how am i going to get my family back
*and then you realise
*your pet mongoose geoff (no relation to our geoff-not so-freeeee)
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (11:02 PM):
*and how he is similar to cliffard the big red dog in that he is larger than a normal animal of the same species as he
*so you get your customised geoff saddle
*and your sword of a thousand cursed souls
- Eddy - says (11:02 PM):
*hahahaha just got 2 my laptop n read that shit
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (11:02 PM):
*OMG YOUR BACK FROM YOUR ADVENTURE
- Eddy - says (11:02 PM):
*but soz g2g hahaha
F. Spirit RIP Paul Gray. Breakdowns, obscenities, it's all I wana be says (11:03 PM):
*geoff awaits
*ride Eddy, save your family
*you know what must be done
*the crystals of ethinos must be destoryed so you may break the seal

*-Eddy- has left the conversation*

To be continued?