RIP Paul



Kerry King on Drummers - Joe Nunez couldn't join Slayer because his mother wouldn't let him, Adrian Erlandsson hits his drums like a fag, and Raymond Herrera has no hands.

Wednesday

Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?

Doctor: Mayor West, you have Lymphoma.
Mayor: Oh My.
Doctor: Probably from rolling around in that Toxic waste. What in God's name were you trying to prove?
Mayor: I was trying to gain super powers.
Doctor: Well that's just silly.

(Adam West is marrying his hand)
Priest: If anyone has any reason as to why this marriage should not take place, speak now or forever hold your peace.
(Adam West's other hand raises up)
Adam West: Shut up, you had your chance!

Adam West: We gather today to remember those brave Quahog men that were lost at sea. The bible declares, an eye for an eye, so let us now take our vengeance on this murderous ocean (stabs ocean). You won't be hurting anyone anymore!

Monday

Funniest Music Video Ever?

Lamb of God - Redneck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI9KXK-X2Bo

Other contenders:

Weird Al - Fat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqz1ojIQTBk

Weird Al - Amish Paradise

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6YyWi4eQCI

Things to look forward to next year

New Korn Album (febuary/march)

Final Fantasy XIII and XIV

Possible new Slipknot Album (according to Chris Fehn, but unlikely due to Stone Sour & Junk Beer Kidnap Band)

Iron Maiden at Soundwave

Last year of school

Black Mesa (about time)

Command & Conquer 4 (final game of the series)

Dragon Quest X

Timesplitters 4

Windows 8 after everyone starts having a cry over nothing about Windows 7

Dethklok Series 3 and probable Dethalbum III

New albums from Finntroll (lol), Children of Bodom, Iron Maiden, Alice Cooper, Brian "Head" Welch, DevilDriver, Motorhead, Ozzy Osbourne, Sepultura, Soulfly, Twisted Sister, Ihsahn, and Horse the Band.

the next shamwow

E3 will be held in LA, possible showcase of first prototype 8th Gen Consoles (PS4, Xbox 720, Wii 2, etc)
Spending my summer waiting for Games to come out and playing COD and PES.

joy.

Sunday

PES 2010 music

PES has become famous for its bizarre taste in music, with classics such as "We're Gonna Play Football (Soccer)" and the "crazy solo" song. And once again PES is filled with utter random pop/techno songs that bear some sort of macarb resemblence to football. Examples include "Black Kids" (african cup of nations?), "Again And Again" (the amount of times Liverpool have cocked it this season) and "Wooo Hoooo", with an ending that can only be described as a deaf child attempting to attract the attention of a dog with some sort of wind instrument.

So as usual I've put my own music into the game (thanks to the brilliance of the PS3).

The problem is, PES only lets you use 60 songs. After creating what I thought was a pretty refined list of songs, PES seems to think 257 is a few too many. Bastards.

After much swearing, deleting, accidentally deleting My Plague, re-adding My Plague, forgetting Metallica and falling asleep for half an hour, I managed to cobble together a list.

Considering how hard I found this, lets see if you guys can narrow down your 60 best songs beginning with your ENTIRE libary. For some people this will be easier than Lindsay Lohan after a Bacardi and Coke (Joe), for others like me who have more songs than you can poke a stick at, its near impossible.

To start off with, heres my list:

In Your Face - Children of Bodom
Children Of Decadence - Children of Bodom
Hate Me! - Children of Bodom
Neddled 24/7 - Children of Bodom
Murmaider - Dethklok
Awaken - Dethklok
Fansong - Dethklok
Meet The Wretched - DevilDriver
Digging Up The Corpses - DevilDriver
Pray For Villans - DevilDriver
Clouds Over California - DevilDriver
Behind Space (Live) - In Flames
Pinball Map - In Flames
Only For The Weak - In Flames
Clayman - In Flames
Swim - In Flames
Ordinary Story - In Flames
Cloud Connected - In Flames
My Sweet Shadow - In Flames
The Jester Race - In Flames
Food For The Gods - In Flames
Episode 666 - In Flames
Freak On A Leash - Korn
Got The Life - Korn
B.B.K. - Korn
Blind - Korn
Ball Tongue - Korn
Let's Do This Now - Korn
Y'All Want A Single - Korn
11th Hour - Lamb Of God
Black Label - Lamb Of God
Walk With Me In Hell - Lamb Of God
Redneck - Lamb Of God
Set To Fail - Lamb Of God
Now I Lay Thee Down - Machine Head
March Of The Fire Ants - Mastodon
Master Of Puppets - Metallica
Enter Sandman - Metallica
Dig - Mudvayne
Death Blooms - Mudvayne
Determined - Mudvayne
I Can't Wait - Mudvayne
Not Falling - Mudvayne
The Dagger - Roadrunner United
Baptized In The Redemption - Roadrunner United
No Mas Control - Roadrunner United
Raining Blood - Slayer
South Of Heaven - Slayer
Psychosocial - Slipknot
All Hope Is Gone - Slipknot
People = Shit - Slipknot
Disasterpiece - Slipknot
My Plague - Slipknot
The Heretic Anthem - Slipknot
Left Behind - Slipknot
(Sic) - Slipknot
Eyeless - Slipknot
Surfacing - Slipknot
Spit It Out - Slipknot
Prosthetics - Slipknot



Good Luck. :]

Actual Christmas Presents

COD: Modern Warfare 2
Metroid Prime: Trilogy

Money

Slipknot shirt




and yes wong, i can afford that DSi now. i'm thinking black. how about you?

Saturday

Possible Christmas Presents

Money for a new Guitar (Platinum series BC Rich Warlock or an ESP AX 50) or Amp (Something with better Overdrive :/)

A video game or two

Clothes (from distant Aunts who still think im 5)

Nothing

Friday

Favourite comedians

to add to the growing list:


1. Ross Noble
2. Peter Kay
3. Jimmy Carr
4. Jason Byrne
5. Al Murray
6. Phil Jupitus
7. Rhod Gilbert
8. David O'Doherty
9. John Pinette
10. Eddie Izzard
11. Billy Connolly
12. Rowan Atkinson
13. Robin Williams (ever since i found out he was a gamer my respect for him has grown)
14. Omid Djalili
15. John Maloney