RIP Paul



Kerry King on Drummers - Joe Nunez couldn't join Slayer because his mother wouldn't let him, Adrian Erlandsson hits his drums like a fag, and Raymond Herrera has no hands.

Tuesday


Monday

Theme Song week 3

its that time again!

Scoreboard:

Emerson - 3
James - 1
Conrad - 1
Wong - 1

Note: exact games/movies/tv show names are necessary; for example "FIFA 2003", "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", etc.


http://tinyurl.com/yzxw22d
http://tinyurl.com/yj2vexy
http://tinyurl.com/toy76f5
http://tinyurl.com/g6y783s
http://tinyurl.com/yz4utwz

Saturday

Just Arrived:

1/3 of the items that i ordered from america. But wheres the rest of it?


curse you!

Friday

My Top 25

25. Amon Amarth - The Pursuit of Vikings
24. In Flames - System
23. In Flames - Pinball Map
22. Slipknot - (sic)
21. Slipknot - All Hope is Gone
20. In Flames - Swim
19. Slipknot - The Heretic Anthem
18. Slipknot - Pulse of the Maggots
17. Slipknot - Left Behind
16. Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar
15. Slipknot - Disasterpiece
14. Marilyn Manson - (m)OBSCENE
13. Slipknot - Scream
12. Marilyn Manson - Get Your Gunn
11. Marilyn Manson - Irresponsible Hate Anthem
10. Slipknot - Spit it Out
9. Slipknot - Prosthetics
8. Slipknot - Eyeless
7. Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People
6. Korn - Y'All Want a Single
5. Slipknot - Purity
4. Slipknot - My Plague
3. Dethklok - Hatredcopter
2. Mudvayne - Nothing to Gein
1. Machine Head - Now I Lay Thee Down

Monday

Tom vs. America: Part 1

For those unware of my escapades with ordering my Slipknot 10 year anniversary package over the internet from America, its been nearly 3 MONTHS since i ordered AND PAYED for it. After swearing and throwing things and almost sending hate mail, the slipknot webpage today gave me this shining ray of awesome:

"Your order will be processed and shipped within 2 business days via USPS (EMS) Global Express Mail. Please allow an additional 4 to 8 business days for delivery. No tracking information is currently available."

about fucking time.

figuring out cool shit you can do in msn whilst trying to do something else

when trying to make a word in italics using the shortcut ctrl+i, msn changes it to the same outcome as pressing tab.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Bartman

How awesome is this guys name?

Sunday

pretty much sums up my view on pokemon


Theme Song Contest: Week 2

its that time again!

but now theres 2 rickrolls :]

Scoreboard:

James - 1
Wong - 1
Conrad - 1


http://tinyurl.com/yfgcyfs
http://tinyurl.com/yk9nm76
http://tinyurl.com/tg6f3w
http://tinyurl.com/gtr554e
http://tinyurl.com/ygpu826

Football

United won
Liverpool lost
Chelsea lost, with both my Fantasy EPL centre-backs scoring

i love football :D

and yes wong, i acknowledge sunderland's awesomeness in defeating liverpool, even though you were at home... and they were missing their two best players... and it was a one goal game... and one of those players missing was last years top scorer... and the other was their captain...

yea, it was a... win. i guess.

Friday

Bands ive now missed out on

Amon Amarth
In Flames
Slipknot
Machine Head
DevilDriver
Slayer
Lamb of God
Korn

Bands i will miss because they will never come to Australia:

Mudvayne
Dethklok
Swashbuckle
Tenacious D
Flight of the Conchords (its been 4 years, it aint gona happen)
Roadrunner United
Passenger

Bands that cancelled their Australian tour:

Metallica

i want to kill myself, several times.

Thursday

For people who own iPhones or iPod Touches












Tuesday

new band alert

BAKTERIA are an up and coming Metal band from (?) who as far as google says, only have the one video on youtube, and a couple of mentions in blogs and the like.

check them out, similar to early slipknot (mate.feed.kill.repeat, and they even wear masks), with less growling, and... interesting lyrics. Dont be fooled by the song title or the build up at the start. Very catchy. The singers a bit of a douche with his attempts at headbanging, but he has his moments.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDATm19M0Wg






Monday

Theme Song contest: Week 1

my recent FIFA comment has given me an idea for another ...of the week segment.

this could be fun.

ill do a few easy ones to start off with.

I'll do 3 each week, whoever gets the most or gets all 3 the quickest, wins.

to make it even more interesting, one link will contain a rickroll.

Lets begin! (no need to download, its hosted so automatically plays)

http://tinyurl.com/ynupj4

http://tinyurl.com/yhfwa6n

http://tinyurl.com/yjzy3s2

http://tinyurl.com/yhklddj


EDIT: a reward will be given at the end each 2 months (8 rounds).

also, when you get your answer post the movie/etc and the name given on the audio file, if its correct and your the first to post it in the comment section, you get that point.
1 theme = 1 point
2 themes = 2 points
all 3 = maximum 3 points.

OMG GORDON #2

turns out its not the teaser for Episode 3 :(



its actually a reprocution of the raid 4chan pulled last month.

long story short tried to rig the "greatest ever video game hero" poll on gamestop.com by making Bub & Bob (of Bust-a-Move notsofame) the winners, annoying some proud hardcore gamers who wanted the likes of master chief and Samus Aran to win.

managed to get Bub & Bob (redubbed /b/ub & /b/ob) to defeat the likes of Master chief (to the dismay of hardcore xbox fans, haha) and Sonic the hedgehog (more dismay for hardcore fans). The plan was going to perfection.

but as usual the people under 12 who still reside at 4chan and dont have one brain cell or funny bone between them figured this was not funny, and that someone worthy should win the title.

so of course they ruined our fun and hard work, and now gordan is on his way to winning the title, so far beating that italian bastard Mario 57.4% to 42.6% with 3 days left to vote.


and we were going so well...

Some housekeeping is in order

In response to the whole adult content warning thing, theres a reason its on here, i dont want people to start complaining about it not being here. And if my blog isnt worth clicking once and waiting five seconds, why are you here?

Most metal thing of the week #1

Its another ...of the week segment! hurray!


saw this on the ninemsn homepage. thought it would make a good start to this segment.


http://video.ninemsn.com.au/Video.aspx?vid=cf9d5215-52bb-4bfe-8741-6ef6004ff2ad#::cf9d5215-52bb-4bfe-8741-6ef6004ff2ad


you wouldnt be surprised if this got turned into pet metal....
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3761207904396869008#docid=2986402925940375701


remembered this from a couple of years ago, pretty funny if you played video games as a child.

enjoy.

Moot is a faggot


moot just banned me for a flagged URL. dickhead.

cant even appeal it.

also, DYNAMIC IP JACKASS, CANT TOUCH ME MOOT

Sunday

Foxtel is finally getting some taste...

Norweigan Black Metal, on my Discovery Channel?

im staying up too late..... *Record*

Aesthetics of Hate

Graphics Homework
English Homework
Specialist Homework
Physics Homework

by tuesday. gah.

Thursday

OMG


OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG


.....


OMGOMGOMGOMOGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG




the end is beginning, IM COMING GORDAN!

Wednesday

for everyone who played FIFA in their youth. you just Nostalgia'd. Hard.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlAHZURxRjY

Marilyn Manson


Was awesome. i direct you to Jame's blog for my videos and his picutres, no point in uploading them twice.



HOW DOES IT FEEL, TO BE ONE OF THE BEAUTIFUL?

Fun with Quotes

Lets have some fun with Monty Python!


King Arthur: Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done.


Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.


King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.


Roger the Shrubber: Are you saying Ni to that old woman?
King Arthur: Um, yes.
Roger the Shrubber: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
King Arthur: Did you say shrubberies?
Roger the Shrubber: Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.


[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.


1st soldier: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier: Am I right?
King Arthur: I'm not interested!
Second Guard: It could be carried by an African swallow.
King Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
1st soldier: Oh yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
Second Guard: But then the African swallow's not migratory...


King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.


King of Swamp Castle: You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Sir Lancelot: Well, I didn't mean to.
King of Swamp Castle: Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.
Sir Lancelot: Oh dear... is he all right?


enjoy :]
blog picture coming soon (when i make one)

Conforming due to boredism

Im bored. Fuck it, lets make a blog, see how long this lasts.


afterthought: is boredism a word?