E3: Stuff that didnt get put on the website during the time E3 was actually open

stupid internet peoples at E3... theres some indie games near the end so have a look, ive tried to describe them as sparingly as possible so you can know what might interest you and what won't.



FINAL MOTHERFUCKING FANTASY XIV - oh hell yea. i love my finals fantasys. looks awesome, a new Summon by the looks of things, and there were a few glimpses of what looks like a pissed off Ifrit. A new race aswell, looks like an elf thing. Viera, humes, moogles and the dwarf things whose names change in EVERY FUCKING GAME are also present. yay! footage of character creation nhhhhear and a beta battle system hnnnnear.

Star Wars: The Old Republic - i didn't think they would show anything at E3, let alone 5 NEW VIDEOS. Cue falling out of chair and having a seizure on the floor. I <3 you Bioware and Lucas Arts.

Metroid: Other M - yummy yummy yummy i got Metroid in my tummy... the background music also has a bassline that would make Darcie proud.

T.E.R.A - The first ever true Action MMO, its world of warcraft without iteam management and auto targeting. you have to swing your sword or shoot your arrow or whatever the fuck your using as a weapon in the direction of your enemy, or your gona miss.

Fallout: New Vegas - Fallouts back, and without an Elder Scrolls game inbetween. I am dissapoint :(. But its Fallout, so i forgive you Bethesda. NOW MAKE ME ELDER SCROLLS V DAMMIT.

Konami Press conference - PES 2011 anyone? There may only be 5 seconds of PES, but its PES. So enjoy it.

End of Nations - the new command & conquer? looks pretty cool.

Civilization V - yay!

Trine 2 - A neat little side-scrolling platformer, its an indie developer so its incredably detailed and alot of effort has gone into it.

Free Zombie Hero: Kill Angry War Ninja - its great when a game has a nice title. very funny trailer.

Rock of Ages - An incredably funny looking game, another Indie title, but its really, really cool. watch the trailer, its up their with naughty bear.

Child of Eden - its great when a game trailer makes no fucking sense what-so-ever. The only thing i can figure out is that it involves shooting jellyfish and it has so much colour that Joe will be trying to figure out what the fuck is going on for hours on end.

Zentia - yet again i scream WHAT THE FUCK at a tralier that makes no sense. For future reference, if you ever get around to making a video game, please make a trailer that MAKES FUCKING SENSE. But it does look kinda cool.

Deadliest Warrior - a fighting game ala Tekken, Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter with one hit kills and dismemberment? Hello! Features REALISTIC dying, your not gona get a spear in the face and be able to get back up. And yes, it is based on the tv show, but for some reason its not gay!

Brink - WTF BETHESDA, MAKE ELDER SCROLLS. But again, it is forgiven, this game looks like Team Fortress but with objectives and more realism. Really, really cool. Nice online too.