RIP Paul



Kerry King on Drummers - Joe Nunez couldn't join Slayer because his mother wouldn't let him, Adrian Erlandsson hits his drums like a fag, and Raymond Herrera has no hands.

Wednesday

E3: Day 1

Well E3 kicked off yesterday, and as usual mind-rapeage is strewn across the lands as gamers bask in the glory of new shiny things to play with.

Please scroll all the way, its in order i found them, so the ones you might be interested in may be near the end.

At the end of Friday ill have a full list of game-ness, but in the meantime, here are some of the highlights:

Assassins Creed: Brotherhood trailer - So epic. Considering the last game in the series was first or in the top 3 of my top ten last year (as if im going to remember) this was one i was watching out for. I, and many in the gaming community, figured it would be hard for ubisoft to top AC II but surprise surprise, they delivered.

Killzone 3 - Fucking. Wow. (Gameplay tralier nnnhearrr) For those wondering, yes, its in-game gameplay, not cut scenes.

Portal 2 - Yay! Easily looking at one of the games of the year. And yes, contrary to popular belief, shes still alive.

NEW MOTHERFUCKING METAL GEAR SOLID - OH HELL YES. YOU. GET. TO. CUT. ANYTHING. IN ANY WAY YOU WANT TO.

COD Gameplay demo - it actually looks pretty cool. Another Gameplay video form the Microsoft press conference is hennnnarrrrr, the first looks like its set during the cold war, the second during vietnam. The first video is a famed COD breach mission, and treyarch havnt yet managed to fuck up. The second includes going into the famed vietcong tunnels, and taking control of a Hind, including flying it and blowing shit up. Woo! Graphics are kinda shit though, but probably because its on the Xbox.

New Zelda - Pretty radical. some new weapons too.

SWEET BABY JESUS NEW STAR WARS - control the lightsaber motion, but now its actually good!

Final Fantasy - Sadly its a DS version, so its not made by the same AWESOME PEOLE

Dragon Quest IX - Simply awesome. Graphics look great, and gameplay looks as tidy as ever.


I love E3 :D

1 comment:

  1. That voiceover chick in the Portal trailer: AUTO-TUNED!!

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