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Friday

Kehana vs. Macho Men

score: Kehana 2 - Macho Men 12

Scorers:

Cullinan (1)
Makka (1)

strating line up;

Kehana -

Cheng

Milk

Blay

Newbond

Makka

Considering this was Kehana's first game, the scoreline was a bit expected, and it didnt help that the first team the lads faced together was a strong one.

Marquee black man Nathan started proceedings with a lovely through ball that Makka failed to convert, showing promise for the rest of the game. However this was not the case for a mere 10 seconds later after some nice footwork Macho Men striker Kid #4 grabbed the opener. This was the sign of things to come, as Macho Men proceeded to score 7 unanswered goals.

At halftime Caretaker Miguel Pereira had some words for Makka from the sidelines, trying to get more out of his player. The stand-in Man also had some words for the Team as a whole, but it appeared to fall on deaf ears as after kick off Macho Men grabbed another 3.

Defensive lapses were being to creep in as the Kehanas were ripped apart at will. Then, a lose ball allowed Makka to take on two down the left flank, before spotting joe sprinting to the D, the low cross missing the player, but fortunately substitute Cullinan was on hand to grabbed a break-away goal for the team.

The goal sparked mass celebrations from both the players and crowd, and from the kick-off you could tell the players were hungry for another, Cheng rushing into the tackle with commitment and desire. However this was short lasted as Macho Men then grabbed 2 more, until a lose ball from a goalkeeper throw allowed Makka to sneak in behind the defense, and a cheeky toe flick into the corner around the keeper gave the player some gratitude for his work.



Ratings:

B. Cheng - 7:

Great first game for the first timer, showed good commitment and desire to play his little asian heart out. a few defensive mishaps but thats to be expected. Note to manager: never let him play goalkeeper again.

C. Cullinan - 6:

Didnt see much of the Aussie, but he did alot of work marking his player out of the game (slightly). Did well to grab his poachers goal. Note to Manager: work on his tactical game

B. Milk - 8:

Great work from Milk, held up play, let down by his fellow players when they didnt give him an option, and was forced to take it alone on more than one occasion. No great plays as such, but his work rate earned him an 8

N. Newbond - 6:

the black man was quiet, only putting in 5 or 6 good passes. Im sure he did some good off the ball work so he earns a 6

J. Blay - 8:

Solid performance from the keeper, when he came out of his goal he was confident on the ball, and had more than a few shots on goal. managed to create space for himself well. His keeping skills were a bit below par from what we expect from the glovesman but he did pull out 3 or 4 good stops.

Makka - you decide:

im not gona rate myself, whats wrong with you.

3 comments:

  1. Where's my rating ... you do realise i'm joining your team right?

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  2. hahaha you're funny joe, why didnt you start in goals you n00b -.-

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