RIP Paul



Kerry King on Drummers - Joe Nunez couldn't join Slayer because his mother wouldn't let him, Adrian Erlandsson hits his drums like a fag, and Raymond Herrera has no hands.

Tuesday

baited like a jew: the art of leading a teammate towards the enemy, only to have him shot so that the enemy is exposed and you can pick them off.

spamming:
consistently obtaining and using projectiles to the annoyance of every other player

afk: Away from Keyboard, used in PC gaming to address why the players character isnt doing anything

pwnt/pwned: Killing someone, epically

l33t: abbreviation of "elite", denoting excellence at the particular game

n00b: originally anyone under the level of 15 on runescape, now used to describe anyone whos shit at the particular game.

Camping: hiding in one spot and shooting everyone. Met with hatred from other players, who in turn do it themselves.

RTFM: Read The Fucking Manual. Answer given to players who ask how to perform certain actions.

Haxxor: someone who changes the coding of the game so that they have an advantage.

ORLY?!: abbreviation of "oh really?", usually used when someone points out the obvious.

Speed-Run: Beating the single player mode as fast as possible

Teabagging: the ancient practice of crouching up and down on a persons dead corpse, simulating the sexual move of teabagging, as the dead player watches on killcam. Brings hillarious consequences.

Troll: people who start flame wars for no reason.

Flame war: war of words between two or more players, often starting with a "your mother" joke. If done correctly the inniciator is congratulated, if not, he is riddiculed; but always ends in laughter from every other player.

RROD: the Red Ring Of Death, a symbol which appears on an Xbox360 when it encounters a massive hardware failure. Another reason why xboxs fucking suck.

Blue screen: abbreviation of the Blue Screen of Death, the Windows PC equivalent of the RROD.

Bunny Hopping: jumping around the entire map, in an effort to screw up everyone elses internet, and make you a harder target to hit.

GG: abbreviation of Good Game

Walling: shooting someone through a wall, seen as cheating because the wall is ment as cover.

1 comment:

  1. n00b didn't start from Runescape ... nor does it mean someone who's shit ... it's an abbreviation of, "newbie" meaning someone who is NEW and possibly shit at the game.

    also there are more screens of death, including the grey screen of death for SNES and the black screen of death for windows.

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