Spending my summer waiting for Games to come out and playing COD and PES.

joy.

PES 2010 music

PES has become famous for its bizarre taste in music, with classics such as "We're Gonna Play Football (Soccer)" and the "crazy solo" song. And once again PES is filled with utter random pop/techno songs that bear some sort of macarb resemblence to football. Examples include "Black Kids" (african cup of nations?), "Again And Again" (the amount of times Liverpool have cocked it this season) and "Wooo Hoooo", with an ending that can only be described as a deaf child attempting to attract the attention of a dog with some sort of wind instrument.

So as usual I've put my own music into the game (thanks to the brilliance of the PS3).

The problem is, PES only lets you use 60 songs. After creating what I thought was a pretty refined list of songs, PES seems to think 257 is a few too many. Bastards.

After much swearing, deleting, accidentally deleting My Plague, re-adding My Plague, forgetting Metallica and falling asleep for half an hour, I managed to cobble together a list.

Considering how hard I found this, lets see if you guys can narrow down your 60 best songs beginning with your ENTIRE libary. For some people this will be easier than Lindsay Lohan after a Bacardi and Coke (Joe), for others like me who have more songs than you can poke a stick at, its near impossible.

To start off with, heres my list:

In Your Face - Children of Bodom
Children Of Decadence - Children of Bodom
Hate Me! - Children of Bodom
Neddled 24/7 - Children of Bodom
Murmaider - Dethklok
Awaken - Dethklok
Fansong - Dethklok
Meet The Wretched - DevilDriver
Digging Up The Corpses - DevilDriver
Pray For Villans - DevilDriver
Clouds Over California - DevilDriver
Behind Space (Live) - In Flames
Pinball Map - In Flames
Only For The Weak - In Flames
Clayman - In Flames
Swim - In Flames
Ordinary Story - In Flames
Cloud Connected - In Flames
My Sweet Shadow - In Flames
The Jester Race - In Flames
Food For The Gods - In Flames
Episode 666 - In Flames
Freak On A Leash - Korn
Got The Life - Korn
B.B.K. - Korn
Blind - Korn
Ball Tongue - Korn
Let's Do This Now - Korn
Y'All Want A Single - Korn
11th Hour - Lamb Of God
Black Label - Lamb Of God
Walk With Me In Hell - Lamb Of God
Redneck - Lamb Of God
Set To Fail - Lamb Of God
Now I Lay Thee Down - Machine Head
March Of The Fire Ants - Mastodon
Master Of Puppets - Metallica
Enter Sandman - Metallica
Dig - Mudvayne
Death Blooms - Mudvayne
Determined - Mudvayne
I Can't Wait - Mudvayne
Not Falling - Mudvayne
The Dagger - Roadrunner United
Baptized In The Redemption - Roadrunner United
No Mas Control - Roadrunner United
Raining Blood - Slayer
South Of Heaven - Slayer
Psychosocial - Slipknot
All Hope Is Gone - Slipknot
People = Shit - Slipknot
Disasterpiece - Slipknot
My Plague - Slipknot
The Heretic Anthem - Slipknot
Left Behind - Slipknot
(Sic) - Slipknot
Eyeless - Slipknot
Surfacing - Slipknot
Spit It Out - Slipknot
Prosthetics - Slipknot



Good Luck. :]

Actual Christmas Presents

COD: Modern Warfare 2
Metroid Prime: Trilogy

Money

Slipknot shirt




and yes wong, i can afford that DSi now. i'm thinking black. how about you?

Possible Christmas Presents

Money for a new Guitar (Platinum series BC Rich Warlock or an ESP AX 50) or Amp (Something with better Overdrive :/)

A video game or two

Clothes (from distant Aunts who still think im 5)

Nothing

Favourite comedians

to add to the growing list:


1. Ross Noble
2. Peter Kay
3. Jimmy Carr
4. Jason Byrne
5. Al Murray
6. Phil Jupitus
7. Rhod Gilbert
8. David O'Doherty
9. John Pinette
10. Eddie Izzard
11. Billy Connolly
12. Rowan Atkinson
13. Robin Williams (ever since i found out he was a gamer my respect for him has grown)
14. Omid Djalili
15. John Maloney

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.

Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.

Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

because im bored