Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.

Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.

Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

because im bored

check your emails.

Also

Hidden Away

if your looking for a more athemic, emotional twist on the classic melodic death metal sound, then "Versus Terminus" from the album Reroute to Remain by In Flames is an absolute necessity. Opening with the usual ferocious attack on the senses, the chorus quickly switches to Anders assaulting your emotions with a haunting melodic tone.

Hidden away behind tracks such as "Take this Life" "Reroute to Remain" "System" "trigger" and "cloud connected", if you take the time to delve into the guts of the album you can find some real soul-searching by Anders Friden, combining heart twinging melodies and agonising screams to convey a real sense of conscious insanity.

damn arabs

http://www.goal.com/en/news/14/asia/2009/11/09/1614673/video-al-hilal-striker-nawaf-al-abed-scores-after-two

wow...

Chasers to return exclusively on foxtel

"For the first time since it launched on the ABC in 2006, the series will be advertiser supported. Re-runs of The Chaser’s War on Everything will be run on the Comedy Channel with a new local series to be produced exclusively for Foxtel by the team next year. The form and content of the new series is yet to be disclosed by Foxtel."


bad news for those of you without foxtel, and the fact that it will be advertiser supported means that some brands arn't gona get what they deserve :(

full article: http://www.bandt.com.au/news/07/0c064c07.asp

http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2009/11/06/1609042/arsenals-robin-van-persie-fulhams-roy-hodgson-scoop-october

yes joe, he does suck. arsenal should sell him straight away and sign torres.

Derrick Comedys back

After recording and producing their first feature film, "Mystery Team", Derrick Comedy is finally back to making comedy shorts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4nqXL0T6GE&feature=sub

and check out mystery team, its awesome.

move over snuggies...

looks like we have a new contender for the "most irrelevant and pointless product that makes you look like a douche" award.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgf3DMWVWAM

and yes, its real. And heres the website that proves it http://www.volleywarehouse.com.au/dishjockey/